Oh My Fucking God.

So much has changed.
Blatantly I haven't posted in a while so I won't go into some big gay explanation as though some people have actually awaited my stories and "opinions".

But Mr. Cubworth, what has changed? Well miscellaneous blog reader, you obviously have far too much time on your hands given that you've read this far so I might as well go on some huge self-indulgent digital vent. (In other words; oh go on then I'll pointlessly contradict my first statement)

"Fair" means any useless cunt no matter how retarded they are can go to university and get a degree as long as they are either rich enough or blind enough to not notice their masses of debt; this in my opinion completely devalues any form of educational credential, including the degree I was studying towards. Therefore I quit thinking another £3000 down the shitter for a degree that shows if anything I'm as shit as every other fucking dumbass that attended the institution that called itself a "university". Of course i intended to continue my studies elsewhere but Leeds Met disappointed me somewhat with their lazy, unprofessional correspondence with myself. So, note to Heir Cameron: You don't need to cut tuition fees just shut down the useless small universities that are obviously not doing their jobs and just leaching from the system, giving people like myself false hope and unrealistic ambitions, then at least the people protesting will be either too stupid, socially inept or just too lazy to cause any damage to your lovely HQ.

So instead of being taught for the fith fucking time how to set up lights, turn a camera on, and of course how to point a mouse at stuff and conjure up the self confidence to push my right index finger down. I'm trying to make it on my own. This is difficult. but is probably what they should teach in said universities... Can't go into too much detail on my progress with "Making it in the industry" other than the techniques being: "Annoy people 'till they help" and "Load my CV into a shotgun and fire it aimlessly at the industry" But hey-ho it seems to be working, slowly but surely. The reason I'm not going into detail: my annoying and shot-gunning efforts would be wasted and people could just steal my progress from this blog.

Anyway Ima start blogging again, but in full knowledge no one reads bullshit like this I'll keep 'em short and pictoral in future, perhaps humorous even.

Ciao.